The FBI is in your tofu

Why, oh why, does the RNC insisit on using the FBI as their personal political dirty tricks squad?

Is seems that the G-Men have nothing better to do that round up all the misdemeanor long-haired hippy types and bully/bribe them into spying on their buddies.

Because they have nothing better to do.

Because the threat from brussel sprouts and hybrid cars far outways the threats from the other side of the fence. The side that loves their guns.