What a shocking scandal!  How can we trust somebody who has two set of towels, and two sets of dishes, and maybe even two refrigerators!?! 

This is a story that needs to be front page news; fires and school shootings and that pesky Iraq thing can be relegated to below-the-fold, or page 8d sounds nice too. It is important that Ohio voters know that a candidate in their gubernatorial election has got the gall to claim to have a house in Lisbon when he has a house in Columbus too. That’s just downright …..er…. honest.